Trump Joins Boson Mayor Welsh in East Blue Hills Cabin Retreat After Kurdish Assassination Threats - 13 Oct 2019

Boson MA — Trading the White House for a few small buildings in a remote wooded area only accessible by ATV,  President Trump agreed to a Columbus Day weekend visit to Boson Mayor Martin Welsh's cabin after an invitation for relaxed viewing of New England fall foliage.



The Democrat dominated US House of Representatives is mounting an impeachment inquiry against the president.  In addition, US backed long time ally Turkey's invasion of Syrian territory occupied by US short term allied Kurds has upset many people.

"A few days in the woods will clear my head," said the president.  "Think of what thoughts came to Henry David Thoreau when he went to stay in a simple home in the woods."

In Washington DC things are not quiet. 

"Give war a chance!" tweeted Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.  "US soldiers must stand and fight with our Kurdish allies against our Turkish allies. We can't cut and run.  We must support our allies! US soldiers have contacted me privately and said that they joined the service so they could help protect Kurdistan."

Other Democrats and Republicans have called for US troops to be moved from the US border to protect the borders of Kurdistan.  "The idea that foreigners can simply walk across the border of Kurdish lands is an outrage," said pro-war Senator Lindsey Graham.  "Our troops must do the job of protecting that border."

Kurdish forces have US supplied uniforms, helmets, rifles, anti-tank weapons, and vehicles.  "We can't fight the US allied Turks.  US soldiers are needed to protect Kurdish forces from attack." 

Kurdish forces are at best when attacking Syrian Christian civilians.  "We are not afraid of them.  They all run away after we set a few houses on fire and take a few women prisoners.  But, the Turks are heavily armed and trained soldiers."

There have been unconfirmed reports that US allied Kurdish forces have threatened to assassinate Trump if he does not change course and oppose Turkish allies in favor of Kurdish allies.

Mayor Welsh and his family have maintained the off-the-grid cabin compound in the Eastern Blue Hills, sources confirmed Friday. “This is the way Americans were meant to live,” Mayor Welsh reportedly said as he looked out across the isolated encampment and used tactical hand signals to communicate with a special Boson Police squad manning a sniper post in a nearby pine tree.


“As a sovereign citizen," Mayor Welsh declared to this reporter,  "I am not subject to government authority except in the most limited way, and it is only here in these hills that I can truly be free. We generate our own electricity, and my aides set up this whole system for collecting and purifying water. Out here, if the CIA backed Kurds try to trample our freedoms, they’re more likely to tread on one of our tripwire explosives or spring-loaded bear traps.”

This reporter pointed out to Mayor Welsh that there had not been any bears sighted in the Blue Hills for over a century.








"Bear traps aren't only for bears," Mayor Welsh responded cryptically as he patted a 12-gauge pump-action shotgun.  "I'm not Kurdophobic, but the Kurds in Syria have been given hundreds of millions of dollars in US weapons, yet they refuse to stand and fight the Turks.  They want US soldiers to die for them.  What US soldier wants to die for Kurdistan.  Why should the US protect the borders of a country that does not even exist?"

When this reporter pointed out that Kurds are predominately Islamic and that the mayor could be accused of being Islamizationphobic the mayor responded curtly: "The Turks are Islamic, too.  Can the Liberal main stream media ever come up with any complaint that isn't a logical contradiction?"

"Logic is not our job.  No school of journalism teaches logic,"  this reporter responded.

 
 (This reporter loves fall foliage.)

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