The Massachusetts Catholic Church is providing handy confessional booths outside polling places, convenient for people who voted for Democrats to confess their sin of supporting abortion on demand. In Boson, Massachusetts, the local Catholic school cafeteria doubles as a voting site near Saint Mickey's Catholic church. "Now, you can vote for a candidate who supports pro-choice policies and then immediately go seek absolution from a priest," said one bishop. "This will save a lot of carbon emissions, as voters won't have to drive all the way to a nearby parish to confess their great sin against the Lord." Joe Biden was one of the first ones to do so in early voting, as he went into the polling place, voted for himself, and then exited right into the confessional. Three Anti-Abortion protesters were outside of Biden's church protesting his support for abortion. Biden called out, "Go back to Russia!" as the assembled reporters laugh