Boson 7 - 11 Stores Cancell 'Free Slurpy Day' Due To COVIDaster - Water Still Free - No Straws Allowed
(AP) With a heavy heart the local franchisees of the '7-11' Convenience Stores has cancelled 'Free Slurpee Day' Summer 2020.
Summer has not been cancelled, of course, but the company attempt to get some free publicity while handing out a couple of hundred dollars worth of flavored ice has been stopped.
The company is hoping that the announcement of the cancellation will itself become free publicity.
The odd 'slurpee' spelling is the companies pathetic attempt to copyright the idea of putting a flavored juice onto ice.
The company will still provide 'free water' to any patron who brings their own cup to the water fountain provided. A company spokesman noted that 'we don't get much free publicity for the free water offer.'
Boson's Green Party denounced the '7-11' s for not combating global warming since they still offer free plastic straws with drinks served in plastic cups. The stores are once again offering plastic bags to people during the COVIDaster to help stop the spread of the virus.
Summer has not been cancelled, of course, but the company attempt to get some free publicity while handing out a couple of hundred dollars worth of flavored ice has been stopped.
The company is hoping that the announcement of the cancellation will itself become free publicity.
The odd 'slurpee' spelling is the companies pathetic attempt to copyright the idea of putting a flavored juice onto ice.
The company will still provide 'free water' to any patron who brings their own cup to the water fountain provided. A company spokesman noted that 'we don't get much free publicity for the free water offer.'
Boson's Green Party denounced the '7-11' s for not combating global warming since they still offer free plastic straws with drinks served in plastic cups. The stores are once again offering plastic bags to people during the COVIDaster to help stop the spread of the virus.



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