Boson Space Port Iron Workers Strike Delays 'Kids Letters to God' - Church Rocket Launch to Heaven Can Wait

(AP) The hoped for launch of the Church of Christ in Jesus rocket to the heavens has been delayed yet again by an Iron Workers labor union strike.  The highly paid skilled workers are demanding even higher pay and safer working conditions.

While over 5,000 workers were killed on the job last year across the US, many from falls at construction sites like the Boson Space Port assembly area, church authorities have urged the workers to consider the direct to heaven path of workers who die on the job building religious vehicles.




"God takes care of his own," Reverend John Smith assured listeners to his weekly podcast calling for an end to the strike.  "We are all God's children."

The space vehicle has been built with monies donated to the church over the last five years as The Most Reverend Smith devoted all his efforts to sending a message to the heavens with the prayers of children as the cargo.  Over two tons of 'Kids Letters to God' have been packed into the storage areas of the rocket as ballast and the payload.

Orthodox critics have pointed out that 'God is everywhere' and does not live in the sky or in space.  Also, God is everywhere, and hears every prayer addressed to Him.  In fact, God hears every thought you have in your head, so, technically, there is no reason to specifically address prayers to God in the first place.


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