East Blue Hills: Group Camping Out In Woods Just Happy To Be Released From Boson County Jail Due to COVIDaster
Boson MASS---Acknowledging that getting the chance to relax in nature
was its own reward, a group of longtime friends camping out in the woods
confirmed Wednesday that they were just happy to escape the daily grind
of Boson County Jail.
“It sounds like the simplest thing in the world, but
it’s unbelievably nice to sit by the Candle Holder Pond and think your own thoughts
for an afternoon without the rigid structure of jail life,” said
convict Jesse Howell, who like his friends claimed that sitting against
a tree feeling the breeze in his hair was a nice change from the rat
race of roll call, meals, and 15 minutes in the exercise yard.
“My pals and I
have been planning a trip like this for five to seven months, so it’s
nice to finally kick back and bask in the beauty of the natural world.
Just look at all these stars—you can’t even see them back at The Boson Town House,
as we like to call the jail, what with the light pollution and the 12 inches of reinforced concrete.”
Howell added that despite their efforts to stay “off the grid,” their
respite would probably only last a few more days before they were called
back to address mundane concerns.
"We were let out because of COVID-19, or more precisely because they wanted to make room for the COVID-19 lockdown violators," he added. "We had to promise to go back to finish our sentences when it was all back to normal."
Since the prisoners were released there have been reports of prison gang graffiti on the East Blue Hill Wall that once divided Boson from the town of Milton to the north. The released prisoners said they "had no idea" who would do such a thing in their territory.
The offending graffiti has been painted over, so, we have no idea what they wrote.


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