New Year's Fireworks And Attempts To Shoot Down Boson Jet Pack Man Leads To Dead Birds And Shot Down Plane



(Reuters) Boson International Airport control tower and incoming pilots spotted the infamous 'jet pack man' over Quincy bay and North Wollaston Beach where the city was setting off fireworks that were livestreamed on social media as a way for people to welcome the New Year while under house arrest. 


A NORAD US Air Force fighter jet was scrambled to intercept the unauthorized 'jet pack man.'  As the plane flew over the fireworks area of North Wollaston Beach it was apparently hit by a large rocket that was part of the show.  The lucky shot, or unlucky shot, incapacitated the plane and the pilot ejected and parachuted down to Half Moon Island as the livestream followed his descent with the bright New Years eve moon in the background.  

Some reports claim that a missile was launched from the jet as it crashed, and the rocket hit a nuclear power plant cooling tower across town.  

Unfortunately a flock of seagulls seems to have flown across the path of the exploding air force jet and were fried as they were flying over downtown Boson Crossings and Boson Commons.   Boson Green Party is planning to hold a Zoom protest rally Sunday evening to object to the city public works department using street sweepers to clean up the dead birds instead of giving them a proper burial as fellow creatures who's lives mattered. 


The jet crashed into one of the cooling towers of Boson Edison's nuclear array at World's End.  A company spokesperson said that nuclear radiated water did leak into the Neponset River, but, "that happens everyday.  There is radiation everywhere you go in the world.  Live with it."  

Boson Mayor Marty Welsh has asked the Green Party devotes to turn off their heat in a boycott of the electric power generated by the nuclear power plants that make steam from incredibly hot uranium to turn turbines to create the juice. 

"Reduce your carbon footprint," Mayor Welsh said.  "As Jimmy Carter said, 'put on a sweater.'"



Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

New England GOP Is Ignoring Immigration Patriotism, And Losing - by Hank Johnson -

Image
  Directly after Donald Trump’s   epochal 2016 upset ,   VDARE.com Editor Peter Brimelow   argued that the   GOP/GAP (“Generic American Party”)   should   consolidate its victory   by continuing its implicit adoption of the   Sailer Strategy   and increasing its share of the white vote, which meant breaking into “Greater New England, from Portland, ME to Portland, OR. These are areas that are heavily white, and yet they are still substantially controlled by Democrats.” Trump (or   Jared Kushner )   didn’t take Brimelow’s advice   (remember the “ Platinum Plan ”?) and consequently lost in 2020, albeit narrowly and controversially. Unfortunately, in 2022, the GOP/GAP in New England itself still hasn’t gotten the message—although at least it’s no longer talking about a   Jeb Bush–style Amnesty . But will that be enough? Depressingly, a glance at some of the races show that GOP candidates are ignoring immigration patrioti...
Read more

Jack Rabbits Overrun Half Moon Island - Reach Mainland Gardens in Quincy and Boson

Image
Jack rabbits overrun  After Animal Rights activists and volunteers helped bring wild Jackrabbits to Half Moon Island in Quincy Bay the animals began to proliferate.  Almost every island in Boston Harbor now has numbers of the hungry rabbits.  Nearby in Quincy and Boson the rabbits are eating there way through peoples gardens and even lawns.   . Close to 40 jack rabbits huddled against the cold Tuesday afternoon last week, looking like snow-covered hillocks rising from an open field across from North Quincy Shore Drive in Boson. Nearby, Joe Kovacs was playing fetch with his dog, Winston – a terrier, about the same size as the 2-foot-long jack rabbits, also known as hares. . “They’re just kind of cool,” 24-year-old Kovacs said as the white-furred animals sat, and occasionally scurried across the snow. “But I could see how that would be annoying if they were in your yard.” . These droves of hares have invaded a new...
Read more