Boson, Massachusetts

Boson, MA:  After a successful annual conference Boson Libertarians have joined with Free Thinking Democrats on Boson City Council to change the "Stop Signs" across the City of Boson.  The Libertarian owner of the Southern Shore Mall in west Boson near the Milton border has installed the signs on exits to the mall and throughout the 100 acre parking lot.  Libertarians believe that Thomas Jefferson was right when he wrote, "That government governs best which governs least."  Jefferson owned hundreds of slaves, and he did not 'govern them least' but the point was still valid, insisted the libertarians who quote him. Tuesday, 24 September 2019, was when all of the malls stop signs were replaced with 'freedom' signs that read, "STOP (OR DON'T, WHATEVER'S COOL. YOU DO YOU)." Now, mall going motorists  can roll through stop signs, momentarily touching their brake pedals to acknowledge that the sign exists, without fear of bein...

Boson MASS:  Congressman Joseph P. Kennedy III had a rough landing in Boson International Airport early on Tuesday. The single-engine Piper Saratoga, a family favorite, landed in a ball of flames after Kennedy had ejected with a parachute  just before hitting the control tower at the airport.  The other passengers, Kennedy's girlfriend and her sister were killed, a number of air traffic controllers who worked in the tower are also missing.  Kennedy's wife was unharmed, since she is at home with the couple's children.  Kennedy did not report the mishap to authorities or alert them to his survival because he "had to consult with advisors" on how to announce the "tragedy." Showing his ability to survive Kennedy took to the platform at the Boson Democratic Committee meeting at the scheduled time, and with his hair neatly combed.  "I was born for this,"  Kennedy quipped in the bizarre Kennedyesque accent that people of Eastern Massachusetts...

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 Killing the environment ought to be a crime on par with genocide, liberal Democratic Boson City Councilor Ema Strickland has said at a Democratic Party conference, calling for meat and dairy be banned by law, just like smoking indoors.  “I think when we look at the damage eating meat is doing to the planet it is not preposterous to think that one day it will become illegal,” councilor Ema Strickland said on Monday, 23 September 2019. Related: Boson Students at Private School Forced to Eat Vegetarian Food - Meat and Packed Lunches Banned “It is time for a new law on ecocide to go alongside genocide and the other crimes against humanity,” said Stickland, a vegan herself, at the launch of Vegan Now workshop organized at the Democratic Party conference. The city councilor, and head of the local Democratic Party,  argued that livestock farming is contributing to the destruction of the environ...

Boson Hotel Workers Labor Union Job Action - September 2019 The decision to strike comes after about a year and a half of failed contract negotiations. About 75 employees are striking outside the North End hotel. Union spokesman Carl Arama said that among the sticking points, Boson Trump Hotel workers were upset the company had proposed freezing wages, ending union health care and eliminating pension contributions. "We did not expect there to be a strike action, but I think you can see by the 100% participation in the strike that these workers are strong, they are determined, and they are going to be out here until they get what they deserve," he said. The company, and local management, has not responded to Boson Workers request for comment on the strike.  It is unclear if President Trump is aware of the strike since he claims that he is not involved with the day-to-day running of the worldwide company.  “It’s very hard to know the re...

Boson, Massachusetts: Due to a wave of unrest in their homeland a number of Sleestak refugees have been allowed to resettle in the city .   Local officials have assured the citizens and residents that every effort will be made to help the newcomers adapt to life in the Massachusetts.   Boson's Mayor Marty Welsh has posed for pictures shaking hands with the top Sleestak male to help dispel his image of being 'anti-immigrant.'   "I welcome all immigrants who come into the city and country through proper channels," Mayor Welsh said.  "We need workers in Boson's fish processing plants.  The work is dirty, and the Sleestak don't seem to mind handling slimy fish, they just need to learn to stop eating the fish as they gut and clean them.  Just eat the innards, not the fish to be processed.  They get paid in fish sticks. It's a win-win situation.   Special housing is being constructed hastily in the Poorchester neighborhoo...