Boson, Massachusetts

Why Women Love Jerks, & Why You Should Be a Nice Guy Anyway By Duana C. Welch, Ph.D. , author of Love Factually: 10 Proven Steps from I Wish to I Do May 1, 2018 Do women truly prefer jerks — men who treat them poorly, who act like they could take ‘em or leave ‘em, or who actually do take them…then leave them? It’s a question you’ve probably asked yourself countless times: Why do girls like rude boys? And maybe an answer you can’t formulate on why jerks get women. These Google searches are plenty – as are ‘quotes about boys being jerks’ – when your best gal friend is going through yet another break up . We all know women who can’t seem to get excited about anyone but a jerk. So yes, it’s true: Some women want jerks. The bigger question is why. Here’s a look into why jerks get women – but why you should still be a kind person, anyway: The Status Think back to your high school days. Now shudder. Now remember the guy who got all the g

The 'Forgetful Five' have claimed that they forget when they have been stopped more than once walking out on a bar tab, or the bill for a restaurant meal.  While all of the gang are past 60 years of age they still seem sharp enough to spin every story in their own favor, and know how to write checks to cover expenses when the banks have no funds to cover those checks.  Word has been spread all over the City of Boson to be on the lookout for these scam artists of the Over The Hill Gang. 

The so-called moderates are a pain in the neck because no one is ever quit sure what they will think or how they will vote.  Moderates often wait until the last minute to make up their mind and want "as much information as possible" instead of having basic principles or a well thought out program that can guide them through political day to day decisions.

Oct. 24, 2019 - 0:47 - Boson licensed hunter Alexander Thomas is believed to have been killed by the very deer he was hunting. Officials with the Massachusetts Game and Fish Commission suspect that after being shot, the animal got up as Alexander Thomas approached and attacked him. The hunter's lifeless body was found in a secluded ravine next to a swift flowing stream.  Thomas had marks on his face and neck consistent with an deer antlers.  He had apparently been tossed by the animal and his back was broken. Evidence from his hunting rifle indicated that he fired several shots.  Blood and markings at the scene suggest that a large animal was down and bleeding.  Tracks indicate the animal got up, engaged in a struggle, and fled back into the deep woods of the East Blue Hills Reserve.  The hunter was within his legal rights with a current license and open hunting season for deer in the area.  The authorities were not able to answer a query from this reporter as to wheth

(Christ driving out a demon) I know that the headline will sound very strange to a lot of my readers, but this is actually happening.  On October 25th at 11:59 PM , over a dozen witches will simultaneously conduct a ritual which is meant to “bind” Boson's Conservative Republican Mayor Martin Welsh.  Unlike a “curse” or a “hex”, a “binding spell” is not meant to cause harm.  Rather, the witches hope to prevent Mayor Welsh from doing harm to the City of Boson by his actions, and so they actually believe that they are doing something very positive for the city.  But a closer examination of this “binding ritual” reveals some very disturbing details.  For example, those participating in the ritual are instructed to call on “demons of the infernal realms” for help in binding Mayor Welsh.   The ritual calls for the use of an unflattering photo of Mayor Welsh, a tarot card, a stub of an orange candle, a pin, and a feather. Participants then call on the “heavenly hosts, d

Local anarchist scene regular and frequent Antifa activist Lewis Armenia died last week after being hit by an SUV in the street in front of a local anarchist friendly bar Shay's Rebellion.  People heard words exchanged and someone threatened to beat people up if they didn't leave the area.  Then their were gunshots.  Whoever was in the SUV got out of the car and ran as they crashed into a local Boson Democratic Party headquarters a half a block down from the bar.  The SUV was riddled with bullet holes. One might think that the police would know who owned the car within minutes of checking the license plate after they were called because of the gunfire.   The people with Lewis Armenia kept telling him to get up and walk as if they expected him to just 'snap out of it.'  Armenia was only 23 years old and was a matrial arts practitioner.  So, he seemed in very good shape.  He also did some work as a furniture mover and claimed in videos before the state legislat

In a few simple sentences presidential candidate Bernie Sanders highlights what any reasonable person can see is wrong with the health care system in the US.  There are too many capitalists who must each get a large percentage of the health care funds Americans must spend.  There is an excellent health care system with good doctors, nurses, and support staff.  But, a long line of middleman capitalists must get a slice of the money.  The services these capitalists provide are actually road blocks and gates that one must go through and pay them to get the care one needs from a doctor or nurse.  Capitalists parasites get rich while simply piling on forms and fees and deductibles and compulsory insurance.  Bernie Sanders helped shift the American political scene Left when he was running in 2016 against the War Witch Hilleficent De Clinton.  The modest social democratic proposals put forward by Sanders got an unexpected blast of powerful political winds from the many people who are not h

 Boson MA: One plus for some retail renters is the choice one has when renting on Boson's Main Street.  There are many empty storefronts along the street.  Many people blame online retail for the decline in foot traffic on the city's central street.  Sources confirmed Friday that Halloween pop-up store Spooky City could take its pick of just about any storefront in the rust belt town where it intended to operate until October 31.  “Well, I’m seeing a lot of empty windows, so at least we’ll have plenty of room to display our costumes and hopefully lure some folks in,” said Spooky City proprietor Curtis Hawkins, noting that except for the Exxon station, the Goodwill store, and a vape shop, every single retail space he looked at on Main Street was vacant. “I could set up shop in the shuttered Kmart. Looks like I could take just about any place in that strip mall off the interstate, too. People go kinda crazy around Halloween and spend money they don't really have

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BOSON MA—Police confirmed Thursday morning that four homeless people have died in the midst of a recent rain and high winds reportedly referred to by local man Joshua Crawford's girlfriend as "cuddle weather." "I love the windy rainy weather because it gives you an excuse to just snuggle up with a blanket and watch a movie," Alyssa Shell, 29, said of the meteorological pattern that in the last night caused numerous trees to topple over and a number of weather related accidents on Boson roads.  "It's like a scene from my favorite book Wuthering Heights - wuthering is a local English dialect word for weathering."  The deaths of four unidentified derelicts who preliminary autopsies reveal perished of hypothermia resulting from prolonged exposure to the elements. "Some people don't like stormy weather, but you give me a crackling fire and a good book, and I'm set. Any season that gives me an excuse to just c

Eco-Radical "Dirt First!" planned protest to disrupt public transport in Boson during rush hour took an unexpected turn when commuters dragged the activists off a train roof before staff came to their aid The scene unfolded at North Wollaston  station on the Red line, where the protesters were besieged on all sides of the trains before being unceremoniously dragged back down to Earth and dumped on the platform. MBTA staff were forced to intervene to defend the protesters from the angry crowd. Elsewhere, five activists blocked the Purple Line commuter train to Hinghan, climbing on board the trains, with at least one climate activist gluing himself to the door. Commuters vented their frustration at the alleged hypocrisy of the protesters for blocking electric mass transit, as well as their perceived disregard for the wellbeing of the public. One counter-protester made a sign at the station and sat to the side displaying a message opposing

Boson MASS (AFP) - Local police found a father and six adult children hidden in the basement of a remote farmhouse deep in the woods where they had reportedly spent years "waiting for the end of time", officials said Tuesday. They discovered a man, believed to be the father of the family, and his children aged between 18 and 25 on the father's farm near the East Blue Hills Reservation in the western part of the Pleasant Valley neighborhood. Local media said the family were found after one of the sons went to a neighborhood bar in nearby Quincy in a confused state, drank five beers and then asked for help when he was asked to pay because his family did not use money.  The disheveled man, unwashed and wearing old clothes said "he has not been 'outside' for the past nineteen years," bar owner Chris Westerbeek told. "He said he'd never been to school and seemed very confused. He spoke in a childish way," said Westerbeek. The man

In a stunning display of ignorance local 'Dirt First!' eco-radical Gail Storm climbed on top of the new entrance to the North Wollaston Red Line T Station and began to smash the glass with a screwdriver and a hammer. "There is no time to wait, we must act now!" she yelled to a few curious people going in and out of the station. Maintenance workers were finishing up on other parts of the structure and saw the full time activist grab a ladder and climb atop the awning. "You should always wear safety glasses when using a striking tool," one of the workers called up to the woman. "You are ruining the tip of that screwdriver, ma'am," another worker added. Ms. Storm was not listening as she shouted out slogans and parts of her stump speech for city council when she ran on the Green Party ticket.  "There is no time for your boring routine safety measures!" she yelled as she swung the hammer.  "We must act now!" Po