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Boson Anarchist Statue Topplers Ponder Pulling Prone 'Gulliver' Statue Upright

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   Boson Anarchists Ponder Pulling 'Gulliver' Statue Upright As A Protest Against... Well, there's hardly any statues left standing Jonathan Swift who created the character Gulliver wrote: "When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in a confederacy against him"

Boson Green Party Recognizes Unthanksgiving Day

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  Boson Green Party Recognizes Unthanksgiving Day

Black Friday - Jupiter and Saturn Visible To The West Against The Eastern Blue Hills

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  Black Friday - Jupiter and Saturn Visible To The West Against The Eastern Blue Hills What does it mean? 

Dozens of Trump Supporters Drop Dead Of Broken Hearts At Anti-Fraud Rally - Boson County Courthouse

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  Dozens of Trump Supporters Drop Dead Of Broken Hearts At Anti-Fraud Rally   BOSON Massachusetts—As the harsh reality of a Biden win in the electoral college becomes a reality, defiant Trump supporters in Boson joined Mayor Welsh for an "Anti-Election Fraud" rally outside Boson County Courthouse.  Ballots for both the presidential race, and the mayoral contest in Boson are still being counted inside.   As the evening rally welcomed a second speaker and the large screen television behind the speaker showed more states falling into the Biden column a visible wave of despair went across the crowd.  "We lost," one man shouted out angrily.  "We are lost," a woman screamed.  "America is gone," sighed a dramatic young woman from the stage.   People looked up to the dark sky and towards the lights of Boson's Trump Tower and simply dropped dead.  In a kind of mass hysteria police and emergency services report that almost three dozen Trump boosters di

The Scars of Trumps America On Boson - Highways Divided By Wall

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Citizens and immigrant workers without papers who are human beings are segregated in plain sight on the Southeast Expressway / I 93 through Boson, Massachusetts. During Donald Trump's presidency barriers were erected along the center of the highway. Trump's constant talk of 'walls' to stop so called 'illegal' movement spread to the US highway program. People heading south toward's Brokton, or Cape Cod are now segregated from people heading north towards Salem or New Hampshire. The distopian world of racist segregationist Islamizationphobic Donald J. Trump lives on. Massachusetts now looks like an Israeli settlement on Palestinian land.

East Blue Hills Reservation Features "Queer Eye For Ecology" Day

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    East Blue Hills Reservation Features "Queer Eye For Ecology" Day

Archdiocese of Boson - Saint Mickey's Financial Scandal Deepens As Search Uncovers Cash, Gold Coins in Official's Home and Garden

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Boson — The Vatican’s ongoing financial investigation along with the local DA into the Archdiocese of Boson scandals show no sign of letting up as police have uncovered hundreds of thousands of dollars and euros in cash along with precious gold coins and medallions hidden in two homes of a suspended church official accountant. According to a report by investigative journalist Emy Fitzgerald, the stash of former church bank account administrator Fabrizio Tirabassi included several pounds of gold and silver coins as well as 600,000 in US dollars and euros, much of which was stuffed into an old shoebox.   The total worth of the prize seized by Massachusetts financial police was over two million euros, and was divided between the house of the former St. Mickey's official and a storage space owned by his 90-year-old father in Pleasant Valley neighborhood, near the woods of the East Blue Hills Reservation were officials think more loot might be hidden.   Tirabassi’s father

UMass Boson Students Topple Rock With Offensive Name From 1920 - Immovable 'Indian Head Stone' On Its Side (Boson Globe) 19 Nov 2020

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  (Staff) The large bolder on Lookout Hill at the University of Massachusetts at Boson campus was targeted by student radicals and Boson Black Lives Matter activists as 'an offensive racist symbol that makes students of color and therefore black students feel unsafe.'  The immovable bolder has been in place since at least before the first English settlers arrived in 1630 and wrote about the 'large bolder with native symbols' at the top of what they dubbed 'Lookout Hill' after the natives Outlook Hill appellation.  After chiselling off the pagan symbols of the Indians after getting rid of the Native Americans with King Philips war the English of the town of Boson began to call the glacial stone "Indian Head Stone."  People would go to climb on top of the rock and get a view of the Neponset River and Boson Harbour and have picnics after church in the 1890's.  Later, when Boson got a branch of the University of Massachusetts Lookout Hill was made a pa

Boson Target Store Immediately Pulls Bible From Shelves After Church Of Satan Complains

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  Boson MASS—After the Church of Satan complained on Twitter that Boson's Target outlet at the Southern Shore Mall was selling Bibles, the retailer quickly apologized and pulled the Bible from its shelves. The Church of Satan complained that the book was "Satanophobic." Its tweet got 666 retweets, and Target jumped into action, immediately responding to the tweet that the book was pulled from shelves. "Thank you for bringing this to our attention. We have removed this book from our assortment," Boson Target replied after the single complaint. Target went on to reaffirm its commitment to Satanic rights and Satanic Pride, announcing that Target will once again be a proud supporter of Satanic Pride Month this year. Target walked back their decision after public outcry and say they will reverse their decision again if there is further outcry over the decision reversal.

Starry Night Across Boson Harbour - 13 Nov 2020

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Boson House Of Toast Restaurant Closing - Victim of Changing Tastes and COVIDaster

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 (UPI) Boson's famed 'House of Toast' restaurant is closing effective immediately the owners have announced.  With the covid restrictions and many months of no income the establishment was not making enough money.   The restaurant was known for its quick service and modest prices for simple fare.   "We sold mostly white bread toast lightly buttered," Frank Cataldo, the owner and manager explained.  "We charged one dollar for a take out order of four slices of toasted white bread.  You can't beat that for price." On Tuesday nights the restaurant featured a cooking class for anyone who wanted to "Make the Perfect Toast."   "We had whole wheat toast, of course, for the vegan types and whole foods lovers, but, mostly we served plain white bread toast.  We had cinnamon shakers at every table."  "We tried moving outside when the covid restrictions eased and the weather was nicer," Cataldo explained.  "But it wasn't th

Boson Black Flag Anarchist Collective Postpones Looting To Allow Stores To Restock

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  Boson Black Flag Anarchist Collective Postpones Looting To Allow Stores To Restock

Boson Black Block Anarchist Celebrate Election Day With US Flag Burning - 3 Nov 2020

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   Boson Black Block Anarchist Celebrate Election Day With US Flag Burning - 3 Nov 2020

Confessionals Installed Outside St. Mickey's Polling Station So Catholics Can Confess Sin Of Voting For Pro-Abortion Biden

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The Massachusetts Catholic Church is providing handy confessional booths outside polling places, convenient for people who voted for Democrats to confess their sin of supporting abortion on demand.  In Boson, Massachusetts, the local Catholic school cafeteria doubles as a voting site near Saint Mickey's Catholic church.  "Now, you can vote for a candidate who supports pro-choice policies and then immediately go seek absolution from a priest," said one bishop. "This will save a lot of carbon emissions, as voters won't have to drive all the way to a nearby parish to confess their great sin against the Lord." Joe Biden was one of the first ones to do so in early voting, as he went into the polling place, voted for himself, and then exited right into the confessional.  Three Anti-Abortion protesters were outside of Biden's church protesting his support for abortion.  Biden called out, "Go back to Russia!" as the assembled reporters laugh

Under The East Blue Hills Volcano - by Malcolm Lowry - A Simple Marijuana Farmer Loses Motivation After Cannabis Is Legalized in Massachusetts

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  Under The East Blue Hills Volcano - by Malcolm Lowry - A Simple Marijuana Farmer Loses Motivation After Cannabis Is Legalized in Massachusetts Under the East Blue Hills Volcano is a novel by English writer Malcolm Lowry (1959–2018) published in 2017. The novel tells the story of Geof Finn, a chronic cannabis smoker and failed Daily Mail reporter who worked for the British consul in the Massachusetts city of Boson, on Halloween in October in 2017.   The book takes its name from the two volcanoes that overshadow the East Blue Hills Woods and the characters, Under the East Blue Hills Volcano was Lowry's third and last complete novel. In 2018 the Modern Library ranked Under the Volcano at number 11 on its list of the 100 best English-language novels . It was included in Modern Library 's 100 Best English-Language Novels , Le Monde's 100 Books of the Century , Time 's All-Time 100 Novels , and Anthony Burgess ' Ninety-Nine Novels: The Best in English Since 1939 Th

Boson Arsonists Ask - To Loot? Or Not To Loot? That is the question for incendiary purist anarchists

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 'All property is theft' the old anarchist slogan goes, so what does a principled anarchist who is trying to 'burn the system down' do when smashing shop windows?  Should anarchists take goods before setting the store on fire?  That would be 'theft' but if all property is theft, than what difference does it make if the anarchist takes a few items before making an anti-capitalist statement through 'propaganda of the deed' burning.  

Boson Green Party and PETA Endorse Biden At Boson Commons Rally - 2 Nov 2020

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 Several hundred Boson Green Party supporters rallied on Boson Commons to urge a vote for Joe Biden as the only way to save the planet Earth.  They were joined by PETA animal rights allies.  From the podium at the bandstand facing Trimount Street one speaker shouted,  "At this moment in time Trump is the greatest threat to the Earth and the ecological survival of humanity.  Joe Biden is all that stands between the total destruction of the world's environment and the survival of humanity."   Since the participants where going to wear face masks to minimize COVID transmission anyway, they decided to wear animal head mask they had for a Halloween parade for Gay Rights that featured City Council President Ema Strickland, who is openly Gay and Lesbian.   Strickland is the Democratic Party candidate for mayor on Tuesday, 3 November 2020, and she has also endorsed Biden.  Councilor Strickland wore a pepe the frog head mask. 

MBTA Red Line Subway Train Crashes Into Boson Whaling Museum on Neponset River - 2 Nov 2020

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  (AP) — Boson, MASS --- 2 Nov 2020  The driver of an MBTA metro train escaped injury when the front carriage rammed through the end of an elevated section of rails and was caught by a sculpture of a whale's tail near the Massachusetts port city of Boson.   Images broadcast on local media early Monday showed the metro suspended on the whale's tail several meters (yards) above the ground. The company that operates the metro line said the driver was uninjured and there were no passengers on the train when it crashed through stop barriers at the end of the station near the Whaling Museum on the southern edge of the Neponset River, early Monday morning.   The station is the final stop on the metro line.  Governor Charles Duane Baker Jr. said that once again the labor unions who work on the MBTA are overpaid and not attending to their work.     Boson's Green Party issued a statement co-signed by the Boson Democrats calling for the repurposing of the museum.  "We ne

Packed Trump Rally At Neponset Drive-In Outrages Democrats - Why Weren't They Social Distancing? This Is Mass Murder! 1 Nov 2020

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 (Reuters) Despite warnings from Massachusetts Public Health authorities the Trump campaign held a large outdoor rally at Boson's Neponset Drive-In Movie Theater with its large screens and ample parking.  The crowd was standing room only and people estimated more than ten thousand people were at the event.  Boson Mayor Marty Welsh introduced President Trump and told the crowd not to forget to vote for him in the mayoral election in Boson. The mayor's Democratic opponent City Council President Ema Strickland was visibly angry as she gave a Zoom response to the president's visit and rally.  "He is literally killing people right in front of us," the shaking Councilor Strickland said.  "Those people are packed together and spreading germs as they breath without masks.  I can't look."  

No To Voting For Biden Or Capitalist Democratic Party! Build A Workers Party! (Boson Workers) 30 Oct 2020

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The Democrats’ anti-­Trump “resistance” has been working overtime for four years to win back U.S. imperialism’s chief executive office. The Democrats paint this election as a “historic turning point.” In reality, it is a repeat of the seemingly endless cycle in American politics, switching from one capitalist administration to another and back again while the exploitation and oppression of the working masses stand unchallenged and unchanged. The Marxist of  'Boson Workers' oppose on principle any support to or vote for any capitalist party: Democrat, Republican or Green. What is necessary is to build a multiracial revolutionary workers party, independent of and opposed to the capitalist parties, to lead the exploited and oppressed in the struggle for a workers government. Many workers and youth have little enthusiasm for Biden but are being roped into supporting the Democrats with the line that you have to hold your nose and vote them in to stop Trump.

"Innocent Trees Are Being Enlisted In Trump's Fascist Army" - Boson Green Party Outraged At Trump Flags Waving High In Trees

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 (AP) President Trump tweeted a thank you to "an anonymous tree climber" who placed Trump campaign signs and flags in hard to reach places.   Trump supporters have made claims that people are stealing their political lawn signs at night.   Local rumors have speculated that the Secret Tree Climber is actually Mayor Marty Welsh who is a Trump supporter and worked as a utility pole climber before he was appointed to the city council decades ago.  The mayor's cousin Vinnie also owns a landscaping and arbor maintenance company that does extensive work for the city.  Vinnie Welsh also owns the recently closed Vincent's Nightclub that could not stay in business with COVID lockdowns, so people speculate he has time on his hands.         Boson Green Party, which has endorsed City Council President Ema Strickland for mayor in Tuesday's vote, was outraged that 'innocent trees are being drafted into Trump's fascist army.'    Boson Antifa has promised to 'burn