ITT Tech Boson Under Quarantine and Lock Down - Students and Staff Build Pillow Forts and Blanket Houses


Boson ITT Technical college has been under quarantine and State Police enforced lock down for over a month.  The school initially refused to close and would not refund students tuition when they chose to stay at home and self quarantine.  Over three hundred students and almost sixty faculty  and fifty support staff are in the school's three building campus across from Boson Commons.  

Everyone was initially sleeping on the floor when the State Police arrived and would not let anyone leave.  "We thought it would be for a few days, a week at most," said Dean Philip Jackson.  "Now, some seem to have given up hope of leaving before summer.  Thank goodness we have internet hook-ups like Skype and Zoom to connect with friends and family or loved ones, or, heck even people we hate, we need some connection.  We are going a little stir crazy in these three buildings."


A fun activity that has turned into a strange passion was making 'pillow forts.'  On the first weekend of lock down the school used a large basketball court in the gym to have a little fun and get people's minds off the problem at hand.  Different teams split up an created tents with blankets and colored lights and music was playing.  But, the next day some refused to leave the tents and pillow forts.


There is one wing of the complex that has about two dozen small dorm rooms and students had doubled and tripled and even quadrupled up to sleep in the rooms, but it was not enough for almost 500 people.



Harmless fun in a stressful situation began to turn into primitive territoriality and resource acquisition.  Ostentation 'pleasure tents' attracted fanatical devotees who 'requisition' and 'taxed' nearby pillow forts taking blankets and rugs and pillows.





A 'Social Justice Warrior Wig-Wam even seemed to kidnap the dean when he was invited to a large supper one evening.  President George Bridges did not return to his office were he was sleeping and called his secretary and said in a strained voice that he wanted to spend the night listening to the SJW activists explain their list of 50 demands.



A new competition will be held next weekend to construct 'Blanket and Pillow Safe Space Inclusion Structures' President George Bridges announced as he was flanked at a microphone by two Social Justice enforcers who carried baseball bats.



"The structure will be comprised of geodesic domes connected by blanket tunnels, hidden rooms, and unique themes," according to the event posting. "Each dome is full of surprises about the history of injustice in this country.  We will teach everyone about social justice and inclusion and how to stop mansplaining and white privilege."


Party attendees will be asked to bring clean blankets which will be donated to a local homeless shelter. Please! No COVID-19 infected blankets!



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