Overweight People Asked To Move To End of Free Food Line - Fat Liberation Activists Outraged - 'We are actually hungrier than skinny people!' - UMASS Boson

As regular commerce is disrupted and workers are sent home from work and must live without pay the US has seen a number of 'Free Food' distribution centers and locations open to help get food to people.

At U Mass Boson's 'Sex Central School' where the Gender Studies and Women's Department are located food was handed out in boxes to anyone who showed up.  But trouble began when police on duty were afraid that there was not enough for the large crowd.  Officers began going through the crowd and asking overweight people to move to the back of the line.

"Some of the skinny people look like they are in dire need of food, but most of the fat people look like they could go a day without food," Officer Philip Johnson said.  "Look at the fatsos," he pointed.  "Some of them are eating food while standing in line."



This reporter asked the officer if he was worried about the media taking pictures of the line and showing all the heavy people at the back of the line.  Wasn't this fat shaming?

"Don't worry the media will take their heads off.  All pictures or video of fat people on US news takes their heads off so they won't be ashamed of being fat.  Like it's a big secret,or something."



A spokeswoman for Fat Liberation, Jean Smith of the UMASS Boson Gender Studies Department reacted with outrage when she heard about the 'fat shaming' of making People of Weight go to the back of the line.

A visibly angry Professor Smith spoke by Skype from her home.  "Yes, I have plenty in food in storage myself, but, there are plenty of low income People of Weight who suffer in silence as the fatphobic are allowed to dominate this society.  Enough!"





Professor Smith laughed off the idea of an Overweight People's Hunger Strike but said the group had threatened to hold a Big an Beautiful Topless Protest if they were not treated with equal rights and appropriate privileges.



Boson Police said that they hoped that things didn't go that far.  The Boson Police Commissioner has informed the public that all lines will be open to the public, first come, first served, and that their will be no discrimination against people who are any body type seeking food.

Nutritionist have noted that there is little chance that overweight people will lose weight during the disruptions from COVID-19.  "Being fat isn't easy," one biology professor said.  "Any organism that is heavier that their peers must consume more calories and not work them off through movement.  Overweight people are willing to go the extra mile to get the food they want and need.  Snowstorms, hurricanes...whatever causes other people to have less food simply stimulates the overweight individual to focus more on food hoarding and securing the calories they need to be fat."

"Nothing can stop them. It is all they think about. That is why, historically, fat people are the ones who survive famine and plagues.  Sending them to the back of the line simply won't work.  They live a hunger game. It is like a secret weapon of survival.  That's is why we have the earliest representations of Gods as being Fat Ladies" 

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