Archbishop of Boson Asks Biden How He Will Explain His Abortion Position To God
"I personally would never have an abortion," Biden explained from the altar of Saint Mickey's Cathedral in Boson. "But I will not impose my religious beliefs on other people. I am a Catholic in my private life, but I am secular and tolerant in my public life. I'm not going to stop people from eating meat on Friday's because of church customs."
Archbishop O'Toole pointed out that the Church does not do the 'no meat Friday' rule anymore and has not done so for many decades. "When was the last time you were at a Catholic church?" Archbishop O'Toole asked.
"I think it was during the 2012 election. Usually I show up at black churches which are almost all Protestant. I've been to the Ebeneezer Scrooge Baptist Church right here in Boson a number of times. They liked my hairy legs."
At a rally during the election Biden said, "We hold these truths to be self evident that all men and women are created equal by, go, you know, The Thing."
Biden said in a recent interview: “There’s an old expression attributed to the Chinese years ago. It said, ‘Women hold up half the sky.’ Guess what? the reason no country will be able to compete for world economic prominence unless they fully engage the women in their society.”
The quotation is from Chairman Mao's Little Red Book.
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