Mysterious Gingerbread Monotlith Appears on Slopes of East Blue Hills 'Big Blue'

 

Park Rangers and Boson Police are at a loss to explain the construction of a gingerbread monolith that is about 12 feet high.  Authorities laughed when the connection to the movie '2001 A Space Odyssey' was pointed out by this reporter.  

 "I don't think you need a space ship to make a gingerbread structure," one ranger said.  "There are supplies in almost every supermarket around Christmas time."  


The structure was not taken down immediately since Boson Public Works was on Christmas holiday and a permit had to be taken out for anyone else to remove the structure.  As of press time park rangers are reporting that birds are pecking at the edible gingerbread to eat. 

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