Kim Kardashian Explores Boson Coastline Looking For Beach Front Property - Loves a Rocky Shore

Boson, Massachusetts (Reuters) - Kim Kardashian has been spotted rowing along the coastline of North Wollaston Beach, Boson Point, and Half Moon Island looking for a place she might buy, or build, a waterfront home.



Ms. Kardashian is in Massachusetts to speak to a charity dinner to raise awareness about breast and rectal cancer and global warming  After spending some time on Martha's Vineyard and Cape Cod Ms. Kardashian was attracted to Boson because of the bargain basement prices of sea front property.  The great number of glacial rocks along the shore hinders recreational boating, building sea side docks, and creates mountainous waves during winter storms and hurricanes.

"I don't care," said Ms. Kardashian.  "If weather gets bad I'll just stay away from the shoreline."

"What about sea levels rising due to global warming?" she was asked by this reporter. (I mean me, but we can't write that.)

"Oh, we'll solve that.  Everyone's buying oceanfront property who campaigns about global warming.  Al Gore got a million dollar sea side place.  The Obama's got a Martha's Vineyard place yards from the ocean.  Nobody really believes that stuff.  It's just a way to raise gas taxes on poor and working people and say it's for their own good."  



"I love all the crazy rocks around here," Kim said cheerfully as she rowed along skillfully.  "I want to buy one of them!"


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