Mass Gov Charles Baker Releases Drones With Greta Thunberg Screen to Lecture Lockdown Miscreants

 Boson, MASS - Beachgoers who are violating Governor Bakers 'stay at home' house arrest orders are being greeted by a drone at North Wollaston Beach that features a lecture by Swedish Eco-radical Greta Thunberg.

The drone includes a camera with facial recognition recognition software and flies along the beach and can hover in place as a lecture is delivered.  

"How dare you! You are robbing me of my dreams and my childhood!" the drone shouted at a couple hanging out on the beach, though they were hundreds of feet away from anyone else. "You have stolen everything from me! EVERYTHING!"

This  models of the drone is also equipped with a tasers that shocks people while Greta warns about global warming, COVID-19 fears, and the need to welcome  the coming health oriented and global climate conscious consensus that will end the old way of doing things, and the old way of thinking.

A drone patrolling the East Blue Hills Reservation in the west of Boson near the Pleasant Valley neighborhood was shot out of the sky.  Governor Baker has introduced legislation recognizing the 'human rights' of robots and drones so that shooting a drone would be an act of murder.   Governor Baker has also urged that drones have the right to shoot back at people who target them. 

*An earlier version of this story was corrected to change Governor Baker's first name to 'Charles' from the colloquial 'Charlie.'  The governor's legal first name is 'Charles.'  

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