Monolith of Lost Boson Mayoral Votes Appears In East Blue Hills Dry Gully


(AP) In a development that could end the stalemate of the Boson, Massachusetts, mayor race a stack of ballots has been found in the East Blue Hills Reservation.  The approximately twenty foot high tower of votes is being guarded by Boson Police under the direction of current Mayor Welsh, the State Police under the direction of Massachusetts Governor Charles Duane Baker Junior, and also the Boson Sheriffs Department which has a leader friendly to Democratic Party challenger City Councilor Ema Strickland.  Some say the officers are in a nervous stand off.

No guns are drawn. 

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