Massachusetts last computer chip manufacturing facility shuttered due to tightened environmental regulations
"We must save the Earth," said Boson City Council President Ema Strickland, who is openly Gay, "This is the only planet we have!"
Mayor Welsh Insists "Pluto is a Planet" - Liberal Democrats Denounce Science Denying
Bosnon Mayor Marty Welsh has applauded one brave NASA administrator who is refusing to bow to the prevailing scientific consensus, and is risking potential ostracization or, worse still, online ridicule, for proudly declaring that “Pluto is a planet.” "Pluto is a traditional planet, and that is what will be taught in Boson public schools," said Mayor Welsh. Saturday, August 24, 2019 marked 13 years to the day since Pluto was demoted from having the status of a planet to being assigned that of a dwarf planet, by the International Astronomical Union (our solar system’s resident’s association of scientific fuddy-duddies). At the end of a scientific conference, after many delegates had left, a hot-shot young academic looking to make a name for himself 'deconstructing' what past astronomers had accomplished rigged a hasty vote to demote the planet. People claimed that there was no way Pluto should be classified in the same category as gas giant Jup
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